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Free AI slop checker for ads
Unslop your ad.Give it to a Legend.
We don’t care how sloppy your ad is. Give it to a Legend for a bad ad makeover and get back the one thing the robot forgot: a big idea. A blind judge scores the before and the after. If the before wins, we say so.
It’s not you.
It’s the robot.
5 Legend Credits a round. Your first one is on the house.
The slop meter
How much slop is in yours?
Paste any ad. The same code that scores every round counts the stock phrases, the empty superlatives, the button anyone could have written, the dashes and the exclamation marks. Free, and nobody is watching.
How the score works
Six tells. One number.
The meter is a style checker built for ads. It counts six things the robot does when nobody stops it, adds them up and caps the total at 100. Lower is calmer.
Most slop checkers stop at the score. This one has a Legend on the other end, who rewrites the ad three ways while a blind judge scores the before and the after.
The unsloppers
Nobody here writes slop.
The robot learned from the average. These eight spent their careers beating it. Advertising giants, licensed and in character: one of them takes your ad, rewrites it three ways, then judges all four without knowing which one is yours. Nobody gets home-field advantage. Not even us.
The rules
Three steps. Less slop.
Exhibit A
One ad, unslopped.
A scheduling app for salons walked in at slop 74. Here is what walked out.
Illustrative. Every round reports its own numbers.
Before you paste
A few questions
What is an AI slop checker?
A tool that reads an ad for the habits a robot falls into when nobody stops it: stock phrases, big claims with no proof, a button that fits every product on earth. This one is free, scores any ad from 0 to 100, shows which tells it found, and hands the ad to a Legend when you want the slop taken out.
What can an AI slop checker not catch?
The seventh tell, and the one that matters most: an ad with no idea in it. AI was trained on the average and taught to follow instructions. Nobody trained it on taste. So it tends to hand your brief back, tidied up. The meter counts the six tells code can see. Finding the idea your ad is missing takes creative instinct, and that is what the Legends are built on.
Is this an AI detector?
No. It never guesses who wrote your ad, and nothing can do that reliably on thirty words. It counts the tells. A person can write slop and a robot can write a clean line, so the meter reads the ad, not the author.
What counts as slop?
The stock phrases a robot reaches for. Empty superlatives with no proof attached. A button anyone could have written. Too many dashes, too many exclamation marks, too many words in capitals. Code counts them, 0 to 100, and the list it counts is the same list the Legend is told to avoid.
Is the slop number the verdict?
No. Slop is information for the writer. The verdict comes from the Legend, who reads your original and the three versions blind, labeled A to D, and scores each one twice. If nothing beats your original, the verdict says original holds.
A person wrote my ad, not a robot.
Then it will read low on the meter, and good for you. Paste it anyway. The Legend still gets three swings at it, and if yours holds, we say so. Out loud. In writing.
What does it cost?
5 Legend Credits a round. Every round comes back with its three versions as finished ads: your first set is on us, then 1 credit per image. Reading a finished round back is free.
Does it make the pictures?
Yes. Every version comes back as a finished ad, recut from the one you gave us, in the same shape, with your logo and your look. Paste the picture, not just the words, and it looks like yours. They are quick recuts, so a logo or a product can come out a little off. For your real logo placed exactly and every size, take the winner into Fast Ads.
Stop the slop.
Take the
Unslop Challenge.
Make your brand famous. Paste the ad, and we’ll take it from here.
5 Legend Credits a round. Your first one is on the house. Already have an account?