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The Ad Unslopper
Unslop your ad.
We don’t care how sloppy your ad is. Give it to a Legend for a bad ad makeover and get back the one thing the robot forgot: a big idea. A blind judge scores the before and the after. If the before wins, we say so.
It’s not you.
It’s the robot.
5 Legend Credits a round. Your first one is on the house.
The slop meter
How much slop is in yours?
Paste any ad. The same code that scores every round counts the stock phrases, the empty superlatives, the button anyone could have written, the dashes and the exclamation marks. Free, and nobody is watching.
The unsloppers
Nobody here writes slop.
Eight advertising giants, licensed and in character. One of them takes your ad, rewrites it three ways, then judges all four without knowing which one is yours. Nobody gets home-field advantage. Not even us.
The rules
Three steps. Less slop.
Exhibit A
One ad, unslopped.
A scheduling app for salons walked in at slop 74. Here is what walked out.
Illustrative. Every round reports its own numbers.
Before you paste
A few questions
What counts as slop?
The stock phrases a robot reaches for. Empty superlatives with no proof attached. A button anyone could have written. Too many dashes, too many exclamation marks, too many words in capitals. Code counts them, 0 to 100, and the list it counts is the same list the Legend is told to avoid.
Is the slop number the verdict?
No. Slop is information for the writer. The verdict comes from the Legend, who reads your original and the three versions blind, labeled A to D, and scores each one twice. If nothing beats your original, the verdict says original holds.
A person wrote my ad, not a robot.
Then it will read low on the meter, and good for you. Paste it anyway. The Legend still gets three swings at it, and if yours holds, we say so. Out loud. In writing.
What does it cost?
5 Legend Credits a round. Reading a finished round back is free. Finished pictures from the Ad Legends art director start at 1 credit per image.
Does it make the pictures?
Not in the round itself. Each version comes back as copy plus the visual direction to shoot it. When you want it finished, send the winner to the Ad Legends art director or run it through Fast Ads.
Stop the slop.
Take the
Unslop Challenge.
Make your brand famous. Paste the ad, and we’ll take it from here.
5 Legend Credits a round. Your first one is on the house. Already have an account?